Monday, April 09, 2007

Losing My Religion

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I guess religion is the best way to make money

B:

Erm

B:

Ok...

A:

Kidding

B:

Whatever turns u on baby

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ism sounds awesome

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First commandment, marriage is not an institution

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Second commandment, everyone shall love everyone else in all aspects including sex

B:

Go back to the 60s you hippie

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GASP

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You discovered the basis of my religion

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Paganism is on a come back I tell you

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Embrace before it's too late

B:

lol

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It's called free love man

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When they wore loose clothes and didn’t cut their hair

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Do not mock the revival of the free love movement

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Join my religion before it's too late

B:

Sounds more like a cult

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If it didn't occur to you, Christianity started very much on a cult status

B:

True

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Oh well

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Consider this my last warning

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But I'm not subscribing to your religion

B:

Sorry

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Dammit

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Wait

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The best part of my religion

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Is

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There are no subscription fees

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No 10% of your income shit

B:

HAHAHAHAHA

B:

Ya

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But right now I don’t pay any other those also

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And life is good

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So why join you?

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Cos it's free love

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Ask and you will be given

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Given what?

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Erm

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Largely sexual services

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LOL

B:

LOLOLOL

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Ok, I’m losing my case here

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Let me redraft my religion

B:

I concur

B:

Ok

B:

Come back when it’s redone