Friday, September 19, 2008

Bad Japanese and it's uses

寂しくないで、泣かないで!

私 は いつも あなた の そば に 居るん です!

*sobs* Bad Japanese saves the day!

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it should have been....

寂しくならなくて、泣かないで ください!

私 は あなた の そば に いつも 居るん です!

Deciphered.

Female: ....blah ..... bitch ..... bitch ..... blah ....... So what do you think?

Male: I think you shouldn't jump to conclusions. It makes you sound like you are the centre of the universe

Female: Oh. Now I know how you think of me. I guess people change.

Male: Ok if you say so.